After today's Apple Keynote, a few thoughts struck me and I had to get them down in writing. Not just notes, but a script...
(pardon the rather traditional and totally politically-incorrect role models... it just seemed to fit with the picture...)
scene 1:
Enter the Husband, stage left...
Husband: "Honey, I'm home!"
Wife: "Darling! How was your day?"
Husband (falling, tired, into the soft leather of the sofa): "Tiring, but look: I saw some really cool shoes that I just know you'll love.."
He takes out his iPhone from his pocket and turns on the small and almost unnoticeable Apple TV, cleverly hung on it's "iTVHook" from the widescreen TV on the wall, with the "Remote™" App. Flipping effortlessly through his photo collection, he arrives at the video of the shoes taken only minutes ago...
Husband: "Well, what do you think".
Wife: "Ooooh, they're lovely! I just HAVE to have them."
She reaches excitedly for the iPad lying on the sofa next to her and, lo and behold, her doting Husband has already sent her the link to the shoe website in her email!
Two clicks and she's bought the shoes! (wow - they had "one-click"™ buying...)
Husband: "Now you've got those sexy new shoes, what's for dinner?"
Wife: "Well, I tried out a recipe from that fantastic new Jamie Oliver™ iPad™ recipe App you bought me - and that new kitchen iPad stand you bought is just great! "
He sits at the table... she disappears into the kitchen and emerges carrying a fabulous roast butternut squash and thyme bake (well, what did you expect?)
fade to black...
fade to next scene:
It's after dinner, the kids are in bed listening to their favourite stories being streamed to their AirPlay™ speakers from Daddy's iPhone™.
(OK, enough of the "™" already.. assume it's there form now on.... Ed)
Husband: "Darling, would you like to watch that movie you were talking about yesterday? I hear it's available for rent on iTunes."
Wife: "No, I don't really feel like it tonight... why don't we just get comfy on the sofa and surf a bit of YouTube?"
Husband: "Hm, ok (hoping she'll fall asleep so that he can try that new iPad multiplayer Project Sword game he's heard so much about)"
They settle down to zap their way through YouTube on the Apple TV, jumping from clip to clip with Remote on the iPad...
Wife: "Hey, are you asleep?"
Husband: "zzzzzzzzz"
Wife (smiling, satisfied with herself for winning some "me" time!): "Great! Now I can get some serious FaceTime™ (oops, there it is again) with that dishy guy I met in the cafe today. At least HIS life isn't ruled by geeky gadgets!"
...
Domestic bliss, made possible by Apple™ Come on - you know you want it...
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